May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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