Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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