nut hugger
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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