I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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