This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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