I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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