He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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