all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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