so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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