We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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