He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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