i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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