what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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