I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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