I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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