we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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