hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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