Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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