As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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