I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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