I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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