i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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