But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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