it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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