ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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