There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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