The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
did you just send me my own nude
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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