Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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