Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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