What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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