that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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