you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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