If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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