U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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