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textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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