How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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