remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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