Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Dignity is for republicans.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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