a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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