You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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