My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Someone came in the potted fern
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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