Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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