im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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