This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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