Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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