I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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