i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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