Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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