so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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