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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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