so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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