Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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